Jon Stewart's (not so) Furious Anger

Jon Stewart's first segment of last night's Daily Show, where he verbally struck down Fox News with great vengeance and not so furious anger those (Fox News) who would attempt to poison and destroy his brothers, was a tour de force. Man crushing went to DEFCONs "Question Sexuality" and "Would You Convert."

There's not much that I can add to his perfect mix of legitimate anger and clear disdain towards the Fox News talking points, aside from the all too clever reworking of the famous Pulp Fiction quote, so please just click the link and watch for yourselves.

WARNING: may cause possibly incurable man crushing. You may want to consult with a medical professional if you have a family history.


PHOTO: I'm assuming from Comedy Central, via Google Images, via katywidrick.com

VIDEO: Samuel L. Jackson being Samuel L. Jackson-y in Pulp Fiction via YouTube.

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Apparently, Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes intimated that Jon Stewart had "basically" admitted to being a socialist while speaking at Ohio University. In a bar. This is amazing. I would've paid very good money to be there as a witness for this alleged breaking of barley. I'm picturing a lumbering Roger Ailes, tipse on the blood of liberal children and fear-mongering, I dunno, gin sidling up to some Manhattan bar:

Roger Ailes: Heyyyy. Hey Stewart. STEWART... You're a goddamned communist aren't you? Or at least a socialist like President Hussein. Don't chu deny it.

Confused Jewish Professional That Vaguely Resembles Jon Stewart: Pardon em? Who is Stewart? What are you talking about.

RA: Don't DENNYY ITTT. R Murds told me is was legit.

CJPTVRJS: Umm, sure. I'm a socialist just like whoever the Hussein guy is.

RA: I KNEW IT! R MURDS IS ALWAYS RIGHT. Must be that tappin' intel.

Fin.

Clearly not my best old drunk white guy impersonating work, but you get the idea. I cannot wait to see what the Daily Show does with this info. Jon Stewart, though a socialist, is a lot funnier than I.

Image: An awesome, super jowly, Ailes from DangerousMinds.net