Apparently, Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes intimated that Jon Stewart had "basically" admitted to being a socialist while speaking at Ohio University. In a bar. This is amazing. I would've paid very good money to be there as a witness for this alleged breaking of barley. I'm picturing a lumbering Roger Ailes, tipse on
Roger Ailes: Heyyyy. Hey Stewart. STEWART... You're a goddamned communist aren't you? Or at least a socialist like President Hussein. Don't chu deny it.
Confused Jewish Professional That Vaguely Resembles Jon Stewart: Pardon em? Who is Stewart? What are you talking about.
RA: Don't DENNYY ITTT. R Murds told me is was legit.
CJPTVRJS: Umm, sure. I'm a socialist just like whoever the Hussein guy is.
RA: I KNEW IT! R MURDS IS ALWAYS RIGHT. Must be that tappin' intel.
Fin.
Clearly not my best old drunk white guy impersonating work, but you get the idea. I cannot wait to see what the Daily Show does with this info. Jon Stewart, though a socialist, is a lot funnier than I.
Image: An awesome, super jowly, Ailes from DangerousMinds.net
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