Tuesday, May 22, 2012

StewBeef Lulz



Apparently, Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes intimated that Jon Stewart had "basically" admitted to being a socialist while speaking at Ohio University. In a bar. This is amazing. I would've paid very good money to be there as a witness for this alleged breaking of barley. I'm picturing a lumbering Roger Ailes, tipse on the blood of liberal children and fear-mongering, I dunno, gin sidling up to some Manhattan bar:

Roger Ailes: Heyyyy. Hey Stewart. STEWART... You're a goddamned communist aren't you? Or at least a socialist like President Hussein. Don't chu deny it.

Confused Jewish Professional That Vaguely Resembles Jon Stewart: Pardon em? Who is Stewart? What are you talking about.

RA: Don't DENNYY ITTT. R Murds told me is was legit.

CJPTVRJS: Umm, sure. I'm a socialist just like whoever the Hussein guy is.

RA: I KNEW IT! R MURDS IS ALWAYS RIGHT. Must be that tappin' intel.
Fin.

Clearly not my best old drunk white guy impersonating work, but you get the idea. I cannot wait to see what the Daily Show does with this info. Jon Stewart, though a socialist, is a lot funnier than I.

Image: An awesome, super jowly, Ailes from DangerousMinds.net

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