Friday, May 25, 2012

A Simple Request


I know it is usually Music Video Mondays but this had to be posted for a number of reasons:

1) both the video and, more importantly, the song are fantastic.

2) I may or may not have been in love with Fiona Apple in, like, the 7th grade or so.

3) this video was directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. For realsies. Look it up. The guy who directed this, and this, and this, and this upcoming one. How was I not aware of this? Is P.T. Anderson just a huge Fiona Apple fan (I'd get it) or does she have some crazy dirt on him? Does Maya Rudolph make him do it because she's home-girls with Fiona? I have a million questions about this artist-director relationship and I would watch a complete documentary on it. So, Mr. Anderson, please get crack-a-lacking on that documentary. Thank you sir and have a fantastic Memorial Day Weekend. I look forward to The Master and, as always, to making fun of Scientologists generally.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Angry Men in Miami, But Still No Mad Men


Why does Magic City not succeed where Mad Men does? I'm sure it is a question that Starz execs ask themselves every day while cursing AMC's name. They are both period pieces featuring good actors, star Jeffrey Dean Morgan is an always good and very frequently underrated actor and Danny Huston is pretty fantastic as Anthony Bourdain the gangster Ben Diamond, that let us look into a better dressed and more booze-soaked era. Family drama often caused by an overbearing patriarch feature in both. As Mad Men is essentially an office drama, Magic City has much lusher settings. One could see that Starz was making a play for a similar audience, much in the way that Spartacus and Game of Thrones were shooting for similar audiences. So what went wrong? There are a couple of easy answers. Starz does not have Matthew Weiner and, in a similar vein, probably does not have as good of a writing staff. And it shows a little bit. Further, Starz does not have nearly as many subscribers as, say, HBO and thus has no hope of matching the possible eyes that could be on the screen. Starz doesn't have AMC's cache. That all makes sense. It is interesting, though, that the show is not getting any critical love. The writing is not bad by any means. Many of the settings are gorgeous. The acting can be quite good and, in particular, I think Danny Huston is fantastic in the show. He always seems on the edge of violence, smarmy and shark like, without really nearing a "jumping the shark" moment. The show throws in the obligatory historical references, a possible Jackie O visit, etc., but to no avail.

Don't get me wrong. I love Mad Men and Magic City is no Mad Men, but it is a show worth checking out at least. And maybe with some more critical love, more people would.

Image: Vanity Fair

Kathleen Parker Wants to Go Toe to Toe on Bird(brained) Law


Washington Post columnist Kathleen Parker (she's on the right) had a perfectly inane opinion piece about "The public trial of Justice Roberts." It argues that President Obama and the left are trying to inappropriately influence Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts through the media. SPOILER ALERT... Kathleen Parker is not a lawyer. Or familiar with the law. Or the separation of powers really. In her own words,
I leave this debate to others more worthy, but the idea that decisions must be popular and/or bipartisan is silly on its face. Just because something is popular doesn’t make it “right” or legally correct. And, difficult as this is to accept in our Twitter culture, Supreme Court justices needn’t be popular.
Let's unpack this a bit, shall we? She will leave this debate to others who have, at least, a fleeting familiarity with the law but then goes on to say the arguments of those she is attacking revolve around the decision on the Affordable Care Act (ACA) being popular/bipartisan. She's quite right that that would be "silly on its face." The only problem is that no one is arguing that. What the Jeffrey Rosen article that she links to and picks choice quotes from goes on to say is that:
But, by voting to strike down Obamacare, Roberts would also be abandoning the association of legal conservatism with restraint—and resurrecting the pre–New Deal era of economic judicial activism with a vengeance.
A bit different there, eh? The real issue is not that a decision to strike down the ACA would be unpopular/bipartisan, because she correctly points out that the role of the Supreme Court is decidely not to be popular or bipartisan, it is that such a decision would be legally wrong and against the proper role of the Supreme Court. A properly conservative, rather than an activist, Supreme Court would respect judicial precedents laid down and act under the presumption that a statute passed by Congress is Constitutional. The  latter point is what POTUS was speaking to in the Rose Garden quote Parker uses. The strong majority isn't supposed to be boosting the law popularity street cred, it is re-enforcing the fact that the law thus should be presumed Constitutional by the judges. Further, as put by Jonathan Cohn and Jack Balkin, the Court should not limit itself to the arguments presented but should, and must, according to their mandate (pun intended) look at all possible ways to deem the law constitutional. Much like our criminal law system, Federal statutes are constitutional until proven not. As put by Mr. Cohn in arguing that even if the Court wasn't convinced that the mandate was constitutional as argued it could EASILY be found a constitutional tax:
Nor does it matter that Congress did not specifically invoke the tax power in its findings of fact. As the Supreme Court explained in Woods v. Cloyd W. Miller Co. in 1948, “[t]he question of the constitutionality of action taken by Congress does not depend on recitals of the power which it undertakes to exercise.” Federal statutes are presumed to be constitutional, and the courts are required to consider if they fall within any of Congress's powers even if the statute doesn't explain its constitutional basis. (Most statutes don't.) One might object that a special rule should apply for taxes. If the government is going to change the tax laws, it must state this clearly so that the people can express their displeasure by voting their representatives out of office. But this has never been the law. Moreover, the existence of the mandate has not snuck up on the public unawares, and anybody who has not been paying attention by now will figure out it out soon enough when they file their form 1040.
It has long been obvious that Parker is a shill for the GOP, but articles like this just make it that much more obvious. What support of this article by people such as Randy Barnett at Volokh Conspiracy, a sharp legal mind and vociferous opponent of the ACA, shows is that they are equally (new word alert,) "shilly". Which is truly sad.

All of this sound and fury could have been easily avoided by the Obama administration and the Solicitor General if this was tackled in a proper way, without a mind to politics, but that is a rant for another day. For now all I'll say is, Ms. Parker please please PLEASE "leave this debate to others more worthy" next time.

UPDATE: Jeffrey Rosen very reasonably defends himself against Kathleen Parker in a recent The New Republic article. The very reasonable gist of the response is:
The idea that I was trying to “intimidate” or “bend” the Chief Justice came as a surprise to me. The justices have already voted in the health care case and are hardly influenced, in any event, by legal punditry. On the contrary, I suggested that this is a moment of truth for Chief Justice Roberts because I’ve been a staunch supporter of the vision of bipartisanship that he articulated when he became Chief Justice, and have continued to defend him during the past six years when others have denounced him for failing to live up to the standards he set for himself.
IN 2006, AT THE END of his first term as Chief, Roberts told me in an interview that he thought it was bad for the Court and the country when the justices handed down decisions by ideologically polarized, 5-4 votes. Roberts said he would make it his mission, as Chief Justice, to persuade his colleagues to avoid 5-4 rulings on constitutional grounds and instead to converge around narrow, unanimous opinions that both liberals and conservatives could embrace. “I do think the rule of law is threatened by a steady term after term after term focus on 5-4 decisions,” Roberts told me. “I think the Court is ripe for a similar refocus on functioning as an institution, because if it doesn’t, it’s going to lose its credibility and legitimacy as an institution. And to the extent that my colleagues share that concern, we should be able to make some progress.”
Ouch, actually quoting the Chief Justice himself instead of making reflexive partisan reactions about his inability to withstand pressure from big liberal bullies. That's got to be embarrassing for those of the Parker/Barnett ilk. Especially since Barnett should know better. So really Ms. Parker, leave it to those, well nevermind more worthy, how about those more qualified. Except Randy Barnett.

Image: Mediabistro.com via Google Images

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The NBA's Generational Death Battle


After each put a whooping on the two LA teams, the San Antonio Spurs and the Oklahoma City One Of the Worst Nicknames in Sports Thunder are facing off in the NBA Western Conference Finals. As reluctant as I am in to wade in to appraising this series as I know I have at least ONE reader and he's a die-hard Spurs fan, I am too excited to watch this series to let it be.

A lot will be made by many, including my post title above, of the young v. old aspect of this match up and this makes sense to a degree. There is a 10 year average age difference between each respective teams "big three" (goodgawd is that term played out) with the Tony Parker/Tim Duncan/Manu Ginobili trio averaging out at about 33 years and the trifecta of Russell Westbrook/Kevin Durant/James Harden at roughly 23 years old. This is important in that those three players mean the most to each team respectively as far as production and leadership go and the young guns from OKC have a lot less mileage on those legs. If one looks at the teams as a whole however, as was pointed out in brief by the PTI guys yesterday, that average age gap drops significantly with the Thunder at about 26 and a half years and the Spurs at 29. This makes sense, and is noteworthy, as the Spurs get solid contributions by some of their younger players, acquired through years of good draft picks and upper management, like DeJuan Blair, Gary Neal, Tiago Splitter and, especially, Kawhi Leonard.

Whether any of the above will matter or not in the series is anybody's guess. Talking heads have been predicting the demise of the Spurs due to their aging core of players for, at least, the past three years. And yet, here we are with those old fogies on an 18 game winning streak that stretches back to the regular season. You can never really discount the wily veterans and their old man strength. I feel like many people will doubt the Spurs and this could  help drive them a bit with the whole "the only people who believe in us are in this locker room" deal. (c) Bill Simmons. And it is hard to pick against one of the best power forwards of all time and one of the best coaches of all time. Greg Popovich could easily be the difference in this series.

With ALLLL that said, and despite the fact that Durant and Westbrook fashion themselves as even more ridiculous hipstersno seriously when are they going to decide to move to the Brooklyn Nets together as they really should be in Greenpoint I still gotta pick the Thunder in 7. My reasoning is simple: I'm going with who I think has the best two players right now. Although it is razor thin, really could not be thinner, I have to pick Durant/Westbrook.

And I already think I may end up regretting that pick. I hope you enjoy never ever ever in a million years having this anywhere near you this bulletin board material Spurs. Not that you need it.


 Image: Google Images

Time to be Sane Adults on Taxing and Spending


The Congressional Budget Office (CBO), a non-partisan organization that basically does audits and analyses for Congress, recently released a report that stated, in essence, that hard choices on taxing and spending need to be made sooner rather than later to prevent a contraction that could harm the very very very slowly rebounding economy. As reported by USA Today, at the end of this year the "Bush tax cuts" are set to expire after they were extended when the original sunset clause kicked in and $1.2 trillion in spending cuts, agreed to in last summer's debt ceiling negotiations, will be triggered. In our current economic climate, as seen in Europe, such austerity measures could have a significant impact on the country's precarious recovery. The CBO's prescription, which many economists (and this non-economist) agree with is:
Or, if policymakers wanted to minimize the short-run costs of narrowing the deficit very quickly while also minimizing the longer-run costs of allowing large deficits to persist, they could enact a combination of policies: changes in taxes and spending that would widen the deficit in 2013 relative to what would occur under current law but that would reduce deficits later in the decade relative to what would occur if current policies were extended for a prolonged period.
Hopefully our elected officials can act like adults long enough to make something happen for the good of the country. And, not to get too melodramatic, the world considering how interconnected the global economy now is. Let's just say, with this being an election year and all, I'm not exactly holding my breath.


Image: By Carolyn Kaster, AP by way of USA Today.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

All Up On Pixar's Incorporated Nuts...


Time Magazine recently released it's Top 10 Greatest Movies of the Millennium (Thus Far) and I casually went through the slide show with no problem until I got to numero uno (umm, mild spoiler alert if you truly want to be surprised by the slide show)...

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You good now? Cool. Ahem...

It was Wall*E. Bet that picture  above probably spoiled it already, huh? Alas.

I'm not one of those cinematic purists that have a fundamental problem with animated movies being lauded and winning awards. Pixar has been truly revolutionary and constantly puts out great pictures. It's borderline mystifying I sold my soul to the devil type shit. I'd be lying if I said that I didn't tear up one or five times while watching Up. I did not, however, care for Wall*E. It didn't help that the first time I watched it was after coming home from an event called "Hoboken St. Patties Day," held a week or two before actual St. Patrick's Day, that people of a certain, age, location and social proclivities are known to hang out at. When I got back that evening I had Wall*E waiting for me. At that point, I could not have been less equipped to watch that particular movie and found it unbelievably boring.

As people kept raving, however, I felt like I had no choice but to give it another, more clear minded, chance.  It went a bit better, but not THAT much better. I thought it was an interesting bit of social commentary on where our society is going, i.e., fat, stupid, and pollute-y, but, unlike others, I found the "emotional core" of the movie in the relation between Wall*E and EVE, unlike almost every relationship in Up, to be weird and creepy and discombobulating. I just really didn't get why this was supposed to be so sweet.

Anyway, I never got on board the Wall*E train and I find it insane that Time ranked it the #1 movie of the millennium thus far. But, then again, maybe I don't have a heart.


Image from: WALT DISNEY / EVERETT

StewBeef Lulz



Apparently, Fox News head honcho Roger Ailes intimated that Jon Stewart had "basically" admitted to being a socialist while speaking at Ohio University. In a bar. This is amazing. I would've paid very good money to be there as a witness for this alleged breaking of barley. I'm picturing a lumbering Roger Ailes, tipse on the blood of liberal children and fear-mongering, I dunno, gin sidling up to some Manhattan bar:

Roger Ailes: Heyyyy. Hey Stewart. STEWART... You're a goddamned communist aren't you? Or at least a socialist like President Hussein. Don't chu deny it.

Confused Jewish Professional That Vaguely Resembles Jon Stewart: Pardon em? Who is Stewart? What are you talking about.

RA: Don't DENNYY ITTT. R Murds told me is was legit.

CJPTVRJS: Umm, sure. I'm a socialist just like whoever the Hussein guy is.

RA: I KNEW IT! R MURDS IS ALWAYS RIGHT. Must be that tappin' intel.
Fin.

Clearly not my best old drunk white guy impersonating work, but you get the idea. I cannot wait to see what the Daily Show does with this info. Jon Stewart, though a socialist, is a lot funnier than I.

Image: An awesome, super jowly, Ailes from DangerousMinds.net

The Hysterical Hysteria of Catholic Bishops


Archbishop Timothy Dolan popped off again about the incredible dangers (please read italics as supreme sarcasm) of the requirement that organizations related to the Catholic Church having to pay for birth control and how it is "strangling" the Church. Quoth Archbishop Timmy:


Dolan also criticized Georgetown University's decision to invited Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius to speak to graduates of its school of public policy last week because of her role in formulating the policy.
"Well, I do think that's a problem. Georgetown is the oldest Catholic university in the country. Part of Catholic identity is to be in union with the bishops," Dolan said.
"When they would invite someone that is so dramatically at odds with one of the central tenets of the faith, that does bother us," Dolan said. (Emphasis added).

Seriously? Central tenets of the Catholic faith? That is REALLY what we are going with here? I was once a dutiful Catholic back in the day. I played CYO basketball, which my dad headed up for our church (starting PG for the 18-0 champs, but I digress... and also it's not like it was AAU), I was an thankfully untouched alter boy, and I went to Catholic HS, which probably definitely started my path as a fallen Catholic. My Catholic street cred is legit and I'd like to think I know a thing or two about the religion yet I do not remember the religion class where avoiding any association birth control was a central tenet of the faith. I am sure that he means that all sex must be procreative to be given the ole papal a-okay, but that does not really strike me as a CENTRAL tenet either. What I do remember being the first and foremost tenet, or golden rule if you will, was to love others like you love yourself. What happened to that rule? Where is that Church? Are your current actions how you want to be treated by women, or by homosexuals, or by children who trusted in their priests? Though my HS hierarchy's refusal to adequately engage with an inquisitive student's questions rather than simply shouting FAITH, started me down the path, the despicable actions of the Church hierarchy the past decade or so after I graduated really solidified the position.

Hopefully one day this will change, but I definitely have no faith that it will.

Image by: Weasel Zippers (?ya, I have no idea what that is) via Google Images

UPDATE: As should be expected since a majority of Catholic women, 66.4% of all married Catholic women in 1973, do not follow the Church's ban on contraceptives, there is not actually a Catholic voting bloc. So the GOP might want to be careful catering to that non-existent bloc....

Friday, May 18, 2012

RIP Donna Summer


Really not much else to say.

What Have You Done With My Supreme Court?


The New Yorker's Jeffrey Toobin is, by leaps and bounds, one of the best chroniclers of the Supreme Court that we have or have had for awhile. His latest piece in the May 21, 2012 issue of the New Yorker is a fascinating recounting of the intrigues surrounding the precedent upending Citizens United ruling, which once again allowed unfettered corporate money to stream into elections. As Toobin mentions at the end of the piece, there is a direct line from Citizens United to the one billionaire backing one candidate (Adelson/Gingrich; Friess/Santorum) GOP primary we just witnessed.

I am planning two much longer posts on Citizens United, once I finish reading the decision (and you are welcome faithful readers... it's a doozy), and on how the Affordable Care Act's individual mandate decision should go IMHO, but suffice it to say that I agree with a lot of what Toobin states in the article. I know it's a long one but please do yourself a favor and read it. I try to stay up with the doings of the Supreme Court as much as possible but Mr. Toobin enlightened me. Be similarly enlightened. DO IT NOW. You woonnn'tttt.

Image: The New Yorker

Friday, May 11, 2012

Dimon's in the Rough


See what I did there in the title? With the mixed metaphors and play on words and such? SO clever. Anywwaaayyy, JP Morgan Chase, the formerly venerable white shoe investment banking institution, reported a $2 billion trading loss yesterday afternoon. Not so surprisingly, Jamie Dimon managed to continue to sound like a giant doucher while attempting to show some sort of facsimile of contrition. While admitting to immense risk management failures, he managed to contend that oversight of the banking industry was still a ridiculous idea. Here are two actual quotes (well a quote and a paraphrase) from the same call to analysts:
"There were many errors, sloppiness and bad judgment," Dimon said. "These were grievous mistakes, they were self-inflicted."
 followed by...
Dimon said yesterday that the timing of the trading blunders "plays right into the hands of a bunch of pundits out there" who want a strict proprietary trading ban, the Volker Rule, named for former Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker.
I mean... wow. Only a wanna-be pugnacious solipsist like Jamie Dimon could somehow claim that his firm's catastrophic failure in self-oversight somehow indicates that the Volcker Rule is a bad idea. Listen, I'm no class warrior. While sympathetic to a couple of Occupy Wall Streets complaints (when they enumerated them), I'm not marching for the 99%. But people like Dimon and some of his cohorts need to get their shit together and realize that while such rules will definitely be bad for their bottom line, it'll probably be good for the health of the world economy as a whole. While this is really for another, longer, post I've been thinking about for awhile... many commentators seem reluctant to assert is that the Volcker Rule, formerly known as the Glass-Steagall Act of 1933, worked pretty well for 6 decades. Enacted in the turmoil of the Great Depression, Glass-Steagall, among other things, separate commercial banking from investment banking. Lo and behold, there were no serious shocks to the banking system anywhere approaching the same scale of the Great Depression. Our current Great Recession then occurs after it was essentially repealed in 1999 (Good call Billy) and the Volcker Rule hopes to re-institute a weaker version. Now, clearly one cannot directly correlate the repeal of Glass-Steagall and the Great Recession, but why not bring back a rule that worked so well for over half a century? I've not really heard any compelling reasons, that hold any water, from folks like JD... who's firm bears little resemblance to the old JP Morgan & Co. that once ruled Wall Street (read this fantastic book for more. Seriously, Ron Chernow is the MAN).

To make a long story not any longer than the above, I hope Jamie stops spewing BS until the time he can put forth a reasonable argument for why the provisions of the Dodd Frank Act, including the Volcker Rule, would be bad for anyone aside from him, his cohorts, and their respective bottom lines.

Thursday, May 10, 2012

Nobody Likes The Color Purple Anymore, And We Ain't Talking Oprah



Dick Lugar, a six-term Republican Senator from Indiana, just recently lost a primary battle to new Tea Party (side note: I thought that whole thing had run it's course...) darling Richard Mourdock. Many supporters of this move, as Teabaggers are wont to do, state that Lugar has simply been part of the Washington establishment too long, is in the District more than he is in Indiana, and has lost touch with his constituents. Certainly, there is more than a small kernel of truth to this. However, the responses of many more, not least of which was Mr. Mourdock, lent credence to the idea that Lugar actually lost because he was not properly awash in the glorious flames of ideological purity and had the audacity to reach his hand across the aisle to attempt to deal with the other party. According to Mr. Mourdock, the opposite day definition of bi-partisanship, and the only way that he would be involved, was when Dems had the good sense to come to whatever crazy ass position he decided to grab a hold of. Additionally, as Jonathan Chait points out in the above linked article, one of Lugar's sins was voting for the very qualified Justices Sotomayor and Kagan after President Obama nominated them. As Chait points out that, outside of extreme circumstances, the practice of voting for the other party's Supreme Court nomination, much like votes to raise the debt ceiling, was quite commonplace until very recently. 

This primary, however, is just a symptom of a much larger and a much scarier ailment that is oft discussed, but without any serious worry about the future repercussions... the increasing partisanship acrimony between the parties. Lugar's end is one of many recent examples of relatively more moderate (cannot stress relatively more) Republican Senators getting labeled Republicans In Name Only, or RINOs, and then getting attacked by the fringier parts of the GOP. In fairness, there are also the pols formerly known as Blue Dog Dems Democrats In Name Only, or DINOs (RINOs and DINOs... totes cute, amiriight?), who are also getting weeded out, but to a much lesser degree. This level of polarization will increasingly become a problem if it continues. During the debt ceiling debates, the US' credit rating was threatened because people around the world are starting to think our political process is too dysfunctional to get anything done. And they are not far off. This whole development, which seems unique to the aughts in my mind, makes me more and more worried about the future each time it rears its ugly head. One can almost picture a post-apocalyptic political future where there are literally two America's with the Red team having a firm grip on the amber waves of grain, the Blue team holding it down from sea to shining "whatever demarcates the end of each coast," and not a majestic purple mountain to be seen because, as everyone knows, red and blue don't mix.

Such a future makes me sick to my stomach so I can only hope that those representing us wise the hell up and realize that the only litmus test that truly matters is if they are doing what is best for their country. Though many who hold similar political beliefs as me gripe about President Obama being too moderate or even GASP a bit conservative for a Democrat, I hope he continues to let his Purple freak flag fly. Pretty soon he might be the only one left.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Yes We Can!... Eventually.

President Obama, certified master of the long view (Andrew Sullivan (c) 2011), put forth his not so unequivocal support of the right of gay marriage. I've seen a lot of opinions already on this with many saying it is rank political opportunism, from both sides, and some on the left saying that he was not full-throated enough because of his support for federalism on the subject. I'm sympathetic to both views and, as always, the truth falls somewhere in the middle. I do not think that the POTUS truly believes, in his heart of hearts, that the states should be the ones to legislate on this issues, especially as a Constitutional law scholar (but, then again, what the fuck do I know about what is in his heart of hearts). His whole "I personally believe, but y'all do what you want" stance certainly seems to take some power (slash political liability) from this interview. I also believe that there is just as much risk as potential reward in coming out in support considering the disgustingly unnecessary passing of Amendment 1 in North Carolina and, in the same vein, articles like this.

But, bottom line, who the hell cares about the various calculations behind the decision or the fact that it was not perfect in everyone's minds. It was important. Momentous even. One of my great complaints about President Obama was not enough movement on Guantanamo, his absolutely ridiculous turn on his pledge regarding war on drugs/medical marijuana and support of the civil rights of the gay community. One out of three with just under 6 months to the election ain't bad. Not to mention that, by painting such a stark picture between himself and Mitt on this issue (see the Grenell fiasco) turns this election into a mini-referendum on the issue. We got to take this for what it is, be proud of this step, and appreciate the slow build that will eventually lead to real change.

And, as always, keep in mind the famous never said words of President Obama...