Tuesday, August 28, 2012

An RNC Mystery Speaker... OOOOooooOOOOO


The Wall Street Journal reports that the Republican National Convention has scheduled a speaker in the televised prime time spot just before Sen. Marco Rubio speaks. As most big name Republicans are already scheduled to speak, and since both former President George W. Bush and former veep Dick Cheney have said they will not be attending, some are very intrigued by who it could be. Donald Trump triumphantly mounting the stage (sexually) in a "I haven't been asked to speak" fakeout? Sarah Palin "Mama Grizzlying" her way back into the GOPs hearts and bestowing her many blessings upon Willard? General Petraeus finding politics and setting the stage for a possible 2016 primary run against his body type opposite in Chris Christie?

Nope. They are all wrong. The only possible explanation is Ronald Reagan's hologram. You've lived up to your name and started a revolution Tupac. Makavelli lives on and he's bringing his eff'n GOP homeys.

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