A Beautiful Legal Mind... Getting Clowned

Recently (somewhat), Jack Balkin, an esteemed Constitutional Law Professor at Yale, Dean Don Durkett look alike, and blogger at the eponymous Balkinization, wrote a post that suggested that the Occupy Wall Street movement co-opt the strategy of the Tea Partiers and make their point in light of the Constitution. Specifically, he feels that their struggle should couched in terms that reflect Article IV's "Guarantee Clause," which, essentially, guarantees a republican form of government. In his estimation, the OWS movement is arguing that our system of government is broken and no longer truly republican as corporate interests and the "1%" have taken over (i.e., we have an oligarchy, I guess).

Anywhooo, this brought a response from Tim Zick, a former professor of mine (not at William and Mary and who I did not particularly like) in the Concurring Opinions blog (I SWEAR this is the last dorky legal theory plug I'm plugging today). Prof. Zick argues that if OWS really wants to become a Constitutional movement, it has to look no farther than the Preamble. In his own words,

“We the People“ . . . in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution of the United States of America.” 

These fundamental principles seem to reflect what the protesters are most concerned about.  This is a nascent populist movement.  I’m sure if they were polled, the ”99 percent” would embrace the notion of a ”Republican form of government.”  But they would embrace that principle because it is supposed to produce ”a more perfect” union, justice, tranquility, general welfare, and the “blessings of liberty” across generations.

As much as it pains me to say this, Professor Zick seems to nail it dead to rights and totally clowns JB. What the hell is happening? My world is getting turned upside down. (Pardon the coming legal theory nerd out) Professor Balkin is getting clowned by Professor Zick? This follows his former co-blogger Marty Lederman leaving for the Office of Legal Counsel, after years of beating the Bush administration up for expansion of executive powers, and promptly okays the targeted assassination of a US citizen in a secret memo. The same OLC that is basically continuing the expansion of executive power started by Bush is now headed by former Yale Law Dean Harold "Hanju" Koh. Harold, bro, what happened to my dude who practically got into a physical altercation in regards to the expansion of executive power at a national security and the law forum? I seens it with my own eyes. We miss you...

Listen, I shed no tears over Anwar Al-Awlaki but I also cannot stand blatant hypocrisy. Jumping from criticizing, vituperatively, the Bush administration for writing secret memo for actions possibly outside the Constitution, and then turning around to do the exact same for the Obama administration? Duuudddeeessss...

(RANT OVER). On a happier note, hey there Jack Goldsmith. 'Sup buddy? How's Harvard treating you? That's coooolll. So, wanna be best friends now? Excellent! Say hello to ya motha for me.