Monday, June 4, 2012

Cuomo Out to be the Millennial Candidate in 2016?


New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, with the support of Mayor Palpatine Bloomberg and Police Commissioner Kelly, will request the the legislature decriminalize the possession of small amounts of marijuana in order to mitigate the disproportionate affect the city's "stop and frisk" policy has on young minorities. The possession of less than 25 grams of marijuana would be a violation, almost like having an open container, rather than a misdemeanor; i.e., you get a ticket rather than going to jail. Clearly this is a good policy but does not do enough to counter the many problems with stop and frisk and certainly does nothing to fight marijuana's ludicrous classification as a schedule 1 drug. Nonetheless, I like what Governor Cuomo is doing here. Whether he meant to or not, he's clearly differentiating self from "No Soda Nanny" Bloomberg in how he is deciding to leave his NYC legacy.

When one considers this latest legislative move by Cuomo in light of his push for the recognition of gay marriage, it is hard to believe that Governor Cuomo is not setting himself up for a 2016 run as the candidate of the mostlikely newly economically powerful and more mature millennial generation. It is a beautiful political play as, between his continuously rising favorability numbers and the support of the Bloomberg/Kelly duo, he's basically bulletproof here. State GOP can attempt to call him soft on crime, but that is pretty hard to pull off when you have the Mayor and the Commish in your corner. So he has no political liability and gets to ease off of another law that millennials find ridiculous... illegality of marijuana. Impressive anyway you look at it.

I actually hope Cuomo does run as he seems to be really cutting his teeth as Governor and I think he'll be ripe by the time 2016 comes around. He has strong political ideas and ideals and I know many a millennial who will support his sensible policies.

Quick Mini Rant:

Please indulge me briefly. Or don't and just stop reading here. It's my rant and I'll do what I want to. How EFF'N RIDICULOUS is it that marijuana is still considered a schedule 1 drug? Just so we are all on the same page, here is the DEA's definition and examples of a schedule 1 drug:

Substances in this schedule have a high potential for abuse, have no currently accepted medical use in treatment in the United States, and there is a lack of accepted safety for use of the drug or other substance under medical supervision.
Some examples of substances listed in schedule I are: heroin, lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), marijuana (cannabis), peyote, methaqualone, and 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine (“ecstasy”).

Really? REHHEAAALLLYY? Take a look at that list and please tell me which one doesn't belong. And which one of those is the scientific name for cocaine again? Oh wait, it is not on there because it is a schedule 2 drug because of it's medical benefits! Please read this whole rant again. We can have medical cocaine, but not medical marijuana without state DEA's, ostensibly with the implicit okay of President Obama, busting things up. Because that make sense.

UGH... I need to go smoke a joi pack of cigarettes and nail back a fifth of whiskey. Legally.

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Dolan Out the Existential Pain


In the (I think) latest New York Magazine, Will Leitch has an article outlining how Carmelo Anthony has essentially hijacked the Knickerbockers franchise by pushing out one coach (Mike D'Antoni- TRUE), insisting on the hiring of another coach (Mike Woodson- PROBABLE) and then forcing the latter to drop his agent and join CAA to further kill any leverage the new coach might have (SEEMS LIKE HIM). I agree with the gist of the article in that Melo has too much power on the Knicks and it is going to be a problem for the franchise going forward. I especially agree that the isolation (ISO) sets on offense favored by Carmelo Anthony and Mike Woodson (i.e., why he was hired) are not how one wins a championship. All four teams playing right now move the ball until they find the open shot with the two favorites, San Antonio and OKC (yes, I think whoever comes out of the west wins the title), currently being the best at it. In fact, when the Thunder ran much more Iso sets in the first two games San Antonio slapped em around like petulant school boys.

My quibbles come with his almost throw away Phil Jackson point and his blame falling solely on Melo. While, admittedly, Mr. Leitch may have access to sources that I do not, nothing I've read indicated that Jackson had any real interest in coming to NY. There was that brief period where there was one report that he'd do it for $40-50 million, but, any time the Knicks have had a coaching opening, there was always a rumor that Jackson was coming for some ludicrous amount of money (that I would GLADLY pay). I wasn't holding my breathe waiting for Jackson to come riding on his zen-like steed as a white knight version of Tywin Lannister to save the day at Basketball Mecca. Further, and more importantly pour moi, Melo and his newfound power, if anything, are a symptom of the ultimately problem rather than the actual disease... James Dolan.

I do not care what Bill Simmons or anyone else say, the Knicks gave up too much for Melo in the first place. Despite the argument that one has to do that trade for who the Knicks gave up, they were only bidding against themselves because Jimmy Dolan got involved. What the Knicks gave up was unnecessary. In the same vein, the problem of Melo's coup d'etat came not because of his genius strategy of not playing to his ability, but because Dolan exacerbated the issue by making it clear that it was Melo's franchise and that D'Antoni had no real support. Then, as the final rabbit poop of a cherry on top of the frozen hobo piss sundae, Dolan removed the interim tag from Woodson and required, as a condition precedent for a contract signing, that Woodson switch representation. I firmly believe Woodson deserved the extension for the stretch run, but did Dolan really have to cut him down at the knees before he even has had a chance to actually coach Melo full time? JD, who appropriately makes me need a shot of something, is a facilitator for everything bad Melo brings to the team. It's depressingly Isiah-like all over again. And, because there is no getting out from under the roster we now have because of the unmovable contract, Knicks fans are stuck with what they have. It's not enough.

Welcome back futility; that brief interlude of excitement and hope during that now distant Linsanity thing made me miss you all the more. Time to go back to realizing the Knicks are, as always, not a contender with no hope in sight for the immediate future. Can't wait until the next time I fool myself into thinking the Knickerbockers have a shot and then realize that the team is still owned James Dolan longsigh.


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Friday, June 1, 2012

OKC Foreign Exchange Students Bring the Ruckus


Thabo Sefolosha (Switzerland), I'm guessing he enjoys chocolates, and Serge Ibaka (Congo via Spain), he of a STUPID freakily cut body, put together an amazing showing to help the Thunder break the Spurs' 20 game winning streak dating back to the regular season. While they both played well offensively, the normally offensive anemic Ibaka throwing down 14 points on 5 of 9 shooting and Sefolosha playing 37 minutes, scoring 19 points while shooting 40% from the 3, it was on defense where they both shined (IMHO). Ibaka had 3 blocks but played well on switches and altered an innumerable number of shots in the paint helping to keep the Spurs to a relatively low, for them, 24 points in the paint. Sefolosha, on the other hand, played a number of minutes he rarely, if ever, sees and was one of the main defensive presences on the perimeter for the Thunder. He used his length to grab six steals and swallowed up countless passing lanes to help bottle up the Spurs potent ball movement while adding six rebounds as the two guard. I was personally very, very impressed by Thabo's play. Though probably a bit overlooked, he was easily one of the best players on the floor the entire game. While Russell Westbrook's pass and, especially, shot selection were making me leave palm imprints on my head, Thabo's smart defensive plays, in particular his come back block on Jax, that left the real impression on me. That game would not have gone nearly as well without him.

In general, the Thunder made the right adjustments to come out strong last night, especially on offense. That being said, Fisher (or some other approximation of a PG) needs to get a hold of that offense and get the ball out of Westbrook's hands when running the O. I know Westbrook is a good player, and he still had a good +/-, but he makes stupid, stupid, 7 seconds or less type decisions. The reason their offense worked well last night is because it was predicated on ball movement. Basically taking a page out of the Spurs' book and making the extra pass to get to the open man (a la Harden's possibly ill advised, but ultimately worked out well, cross court pass to Thabo for a wide open 3). If they go back to Westbrook's one on one bullshit, the Spurs will work them again. Interesting to see them play as they did last night though. This may be a series after all.

As long as Pop continues to rub off on Scotty Brooks. If only Brooks could give two word, hilariously angry, in game interviews like Pop....

Image: Sportsnet Canada

Friday, May 25, 2012

A Simple Request


I know it is usually Music Video Mondays but this had to be posted for a number of reasons:

1) both the video and, more importantly, the song are fantastic.

2) I may or may not have been in love with Fiona Apple in, like, the 7th grade or so.

3) this video was directed by Paul Thomas Anderson. For realsies. Look it up. The guy who directed this, and this, and this, and this upcoming one. How was I not aware of this? Is P.T. Anderson just a huge Fiona Apple fan (I'd get it) or does she have some crazy dirt on him? Does Maya Rudolph make him do it because she's home-girls with Fiona? I have a million questions about this artist-director relationship and I would watch a complete documentary on it. So, Mr. Anderson, please get crack-a-lacking on that documentary. Thank you sir and have a fantastic Memorial Day Weekend. I look forward to The Master and, as always, to making fun of Scientologists generally.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Angry Men in Miami, But Still No Mad Men


Why does Magic City not succeed where Mad Men does? I'm sure it is a question that Starz execs ask themselves every day while cursing AMC's name. They are both period pieces featuring good actors, star Jeffrey Dean Morgan is an always good and very frequently underrated actor and Danny Huston is pretty fantastic as Anthony Bourdain the gangster Ben Diamond, that let us look into a better dressed and more booze-soaked era. Family drama often caused by an overbearing patriarch feature in both. As Mad Men is essentially an office drama, Magic City has much lusher settings. One could see that Starz was making a play for a similar audience, much in the way that Spartacus and Game of Thrones were shooting for similar audiences. So what went wrong? There are a couple of easy answers. Starz does not have Matthew Weiner and, in a similar vein, probably does not have as good of a writing staff. And it shows a little bit. Further, Starz does not have nearly as many subscribers as, say, HBO and thus has no hope of matching the possible eyes that could be on the screen. Starz doesn't have AMC's cache. That all makes sense. It is interesting, though, that the show is not getting any critical love. The writing is not bad by any means. Many of the settings are gorgeous. The acting can be quite good and, in particular, I think Danny Huston is fantastic in the show. He always seems on the edge of violence, smarmy and shark like, without really nearing a "jumping the shark" moment. The show throws in the obligatory historical references, a possible Jackie O visit, etc., but to no avail.

Don't get me wrong. I love Mad Men and Magic City is no Mad Men, but it is a show worth checking out at least. And maybe with some more critical love, more people would.

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Kathleen Parker Wants to Go Toe to Toe on Bird(brained) Law


Washington Post columnist Kathleen Parker (she's on the right) had a perfectly inane opinion piece about "The public trial of Justice Roberts." It argues that President Obama and the left are trying to inappropriately influence Supreme Court Chief Justice Roberts through the media. SPOILER ALERT... Kathleen Parker is not a lawyer. Or familiar with the law. Or the separation of powers really. In her own words,
I leave this debate to others more worthy, but the idea that decisions must be popular and/or bipartisan is silly on its face. Just because something is popular doesn’t make it “right” or legally correct. And, difficult as this is to accept in our Twitter culture, Supreme Court justices needn’t be popular.
Let's unpack this a bit, shall we? She will leave this debate to others who have, at least, a fleeting familiarity with the law but then goes on to say the arguments of those she is attacking revolve around the decision on the Affordable Care Act (ACA) being popular/bipartisan. She's quite right that that would be "silly on its face." The only problem is that no one is arguing that. What the Jeffrey Rosen article that she links to and picks choice quotes from goes on to say is that:
But, by voting to strike down Obamacare, Roberts would also be abandoning the association of legal conservatism with restraint—and resurrecting the pre–New Deal era of economic judicial activism with a vengeance.
A bit different there, eh? The real issue is not that a decision to strike down the ACA would be unpopular/bipartisan, because she correctly points out that the role of the Supreme Court is decidely not to be popular or bipartisan, it is that such a decision would be legally wrong and against the proper role of the Supreme Court. A properly conservative, rather than an activist, Supreme Court would respect judicial precedents laid down and act under the presumption that a statute passed by Congress is Constitutional. The  latter point is what POTUS was speaking to in the Rose Garden quote Parker uses. The strong majority isn't supposed to be boosting the law popularity street cred, it is re-enforcing the fact that the law thus should be presumed Constitutional by the judges. Further, as put by Jonathan Cohn and Jack Balkin, the Court should not limit itself to the arguments presented but should, and must, according to their mandate (pun intended) look at all possible ways to deem the law constitutional. Much like our criminal law system, Federal statutes are constitutional until proven not. As put by Mr. Cohn in arguing that even if the Court wasn't convinced that the mandate was constitutional as argued it could EASILY be found a constitutional tax:
Nor does it matter that Congress did not specifically invoke the tax power in its findings of fact. As the Supreme Court explained in Woods v. Cloyd W. Miller Co. in 1948, “[t]he question of the constitutionality of action taken by Congress does not depend on recitals of the power which it undertakes to exercise.” Federal statutes are presumed to be constitutional, and the courts are required to consider if they fall within any of Congress's powers even if the statute doesn't explain its constitutional basis. (Most statutes don't.) One might object that a special rule should apply for taxes. If the government is going to change the tax laws, it must state this clearly so that the people can express their displeasure by voting their representatives out of office. But this has never been the law. Moreover, the existence of the mandate has not snuck up on the public unawares, and anybody who has not been paying attention by now will figure out it out soon enough when they file their form 1040.
It has long been obvious that Parker is a shill for the GOP, but articles like this just make it that much more obvious. What support of this article by people such as Randy Barnett at Volokh Conspiracy, a sharp legal mind and vociferous opponent of the ACA, shows is that they are equally (new word alert,) "shilly". Which is truly sad.

All of this sound and fury could have been easily avoided by the Obama administration and the Solicitor General if this was tackled in a proper way, without a mind to politics, but that is a rant for another day. For now all I'll say is, Ms. Parker please please PLEASE "leave this debate to others more worthy" next time.

UPDATE: Jeffrey Rosen very reasonably defends himself against Kathleen Parker in a recent The New Republic article. The very reasonable gist of the response is:
The idea that I was trying to “intimidate” or “bend” the Chief Justice came as a surprise to me. The justices have already voted in the health care case and are hardly influenced, in any event, by legal punditry. On the contrary, I suggested that this is a moment of truth for Chief Justice Roberts because I’ve been a staunch supporter of the vision of bipartisanship that he articulated when he became Chief Justice, and have continued to defend him during the past six years when others have denounced him for failing to live up to the standards he set for himself.
IN 2006, AT THE END of his first term as Chief, Roberts told me in an interview that he thought it was bad for the Court and the country when the justices handed down decisions by ideologically polarized, 5-4 votes. Roberts said he would make it his mission, as Chief Justice, to persuade his colleagues to avoid 5-4 rulings on constitutional grounds and instead to converge around narrow, unanimous opinions that both liberals and conservatives could embrace. “I do think the rule of law is threatened by a steady term after term after term focus on 5-4 decisions,” Roberts told me. “I think the Court is ripe for a similar refocus on functioning as an institution, because if it doesn’t, it’s going to lose its credibility and legitimacy as an institution. And to the extent that my colleagues share that concern, we should be able to make some progress.”
Ouch, actually quoting the Chief Justice himself instead of making reflexive partisan reactions about his inability to withstand pressure from big liberal bullies. That's got to be embarrassing for those of the Parker/Barnett ilk. Especially since Barnett should know better. So really Ms. Parker, leave it to those, well nevermind more worthy, how about those more qualified. Except Randy Barnett.

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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The NBA's Generational Death Battle


After each put a whooping on the two LA teams, the San Antonio Spurs and the Oklahoma City One Of the Worst Nicknames in Sports Thunder are facing off in the NBA Western Conference Finals. As reluctant as I am in to wade in to appraising this series as I know I have at least ONE reader and he's a die-hard Spurs fan, I am too excited to watch this series to let it be.

A lot will be made by many, including my post title above, of the young v. old aspect of this match up and this makes sense to a degree. There is a 10 year average age difference between each respective teams "big three" (goodgawd is that term played out) with the Tony Parker/Tim Duncan/Manu Ginobili trio averaging out at about 33 years and the trifecta of Russell Westbrook/Kevin Durant/James Harden at roughly 23 years old. This is important in that those three players mean the most to each team respectively as far as production and leadership go and the young guns from OKC have a lot less mileage on those legs. If one looks at the teams as a whole however, as was pointed out in brief by the PTI guys yesterday, that average age gap drops significantly with the Thunder at about 26 and a half years and the Spurs at 29. This makes sense, and is noteworthy, as the Spurs get solid contributions by some of their younger players, acquired through years of good draft picks and upper management, like DeJuan Blair, Gary Neal, Tiago Splitter and, especially, Kawhi Leonard.

Whether any of the above will matter or not in the series is anybody's guess. Talking heads have been predicting the demise of the Spurs due to their aging core of players for, at least, the past three years. And yet, here we are with those old fogies on an 18 game winning streak that stretches back to the regular season. You can never really discount the wily veterans and their old man strength. I feel like many people will doubt the Spurs and this could  help drive them a bit with the whole "the only people who believe in us are in this locker room" deal. (c) Bill Simmons. And it is hard to pick against one of the best power forwards of all time and one of the best coaches of all time. Greg Popovich could easily be the difference in this series.

With ALLLL that said, and despite the fact that Durant and Westbrook fashion themselves as even more ridiculous hipstersno seriously when are they going to decide to move to the Brooklyn Nets together as they really should be in Greenpoint I still gotta pick the Thunder in 7. My reasoning is simple: I'm going with who I think has the best two players right now. Although it is razor thin, really could not be thinner, I have to pick Durant/Westbrook.

And I already think I may end up regretting that pick. I hope you enjoy never ever ever in a million years having this anywhere near you this bulletin board material Spurs. Not that you need it.


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